Computer Jokes


Lewinsky virus: Sucks all the memory out of your computer, then e-
mails everyone about what it did.

Ronald Reagan virus: Saves your data, but forgets where it is stored.

Mike Tyson virus: Quits after one byte.

Oprah Winfrey virus: Your 300MB hard drive suddenly shrinks to 100MB, and
then slowly expands to 200MB.

Dr. Jack Kevorkian virus: Deletes all old files.

Ellen Degeneres virus: You can no longer insert disks into your computer.

Titanic virus: Your whole computer goes down.

Disney virus: Everything in your computer goes Goofy.

Prozac virus: Screws up your RAM but your processor doesn't care

Joey Buttafuoco virus: Only attacks minor files

Arnold Schwarzenegger virus: Terminates some files, leaves, but it'll
be back.

+++
Aus der Abteilung Lieder die die Welt nicht braucht (entnommen aus dem
guten alten CCC Buch "Nach uns die Zukunft")

International:
Yellow Subroutine (The Bitles)
Every Night Fever (John TraVolt)
In the GOTO (Elvis Presley)
Stop sending Senf (Talking Heads)
Gimme Password (Scrolling Stones)
God save the pin (VAX Pistols)
Dark side of the CPU (Think Floyd)
Bit over troubled data (Simon & Furunkel)
Network City Limit (Tina Turner)
Walk on the file side (Low Read)

Die deutsche Hitparade:
Kann denn hacken Sünde sein (Zero Leander)
Ein Shift wird kommen (Freddy Quit)
Das Modem (Kraftwerk)
99 Telefons (Nena)
NUI Du allein (Marianne Rosenberg)
Sysop so lieb (Heintje)
Schuld war nur der Datenträger (Manuela)
Hoch auf dem gelben Hörnchen (Datennetz-Kontrollchor der Deutschen
Bundespost)
Die Interdationale (Geier Absturz)
Hier crackt ein Mensch (Peter Alexander)
+++